I went with a few friends to my favorite bar and I think anyone who has ever gone clubbing knows that there is that one person who reminds you why they have to put things such as "do not eat wrapper" on items. They are complete idiots! Well my club has one of them and I learned something very valuable from him:
"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."